
MANCHESTER MARATHON 23rd SEPTEMBER 2001
Joe Quinn
This year's UK Civil Service Marathon Championships were held in conjunction
with the Manchester Marathon on 23 September over a new 2 and a bit lap
course (the "bit" as it turned out was a rise from 30 to 50
metres above sea level in the last 7K, what we call here "a brave
lump of a climb") which has been designed for next year's Commonwealth
Games marathon - in fact the entire day was a dress rehearsal for that
event, even to having "Commonwealth Games 2002" printed on the
runners numbers. Anybody want to buy a collector's item, going cheap?
Manchester was at first sight a disappointment - I mean for a city which
has built its reputation on cold, relentless, driving rain capable of
putting the fear of God into atheists, it was dry. Not just between showers
dry but all weekend dry, not to mention mild and calm as well. Mancunians
(are there Womancunians or should that be Personcunians?) are a friendly
lot generally who have managed to develop passable imitations of Coronation
Street accents, some good enough to get into the show, but nevertheless
we managed to make ourselves understood.
The Ml Civil Service team this year consisted of Ray Murray, Barry Lowry,
Marcus McAuley and Joe Quinn, referred to in whispers as 3 greyhounds
and a mongrel (You choose. Sounds like a good title for a film though),
who proceeded to eat their way round Manchester in a vain attempt to compensate
for missed training sessions by overloading with carbohydrates, for which
the slogan became "if it moves eat it", later replaced, intestmally
speaking, by "if it moves pass it".
Marathon morning arrived early, at 5.40am to be precise, as with an 8.00am
race start breakfast had to be consumed by 6.00am. The taxi arrived at
6.30am and the drive through the deserted streets certainly got the adrenaline
going - we never used to call it that but I can't say s??t scared in this
article - as the driver's philosophy was only to stop at every third set
of lights irrespective of their colour, and we were impressed with the
devotion to duty of the local tourist guides even at that ungodly hour
when the driver pointed out one with the words "There's a young lady
who could show you round a few corners". However we had a race to
run - no time for sightseeing.
First thing, into the queue for the toilet inside the splendid Town Hall
- one cubicle and two urinals for an anticipated 1500 runners - then out
to join the queue for another toilet (yes Manchester water has this desire
to be re-cycled and doesn't stay with you for long), 3 cubicles and 5
urinals this time, then a quick warm up and follow the flow of water upstream
to find the "on street" urinals, which added much to the atmosphere
of the morning. The start was delayed because of a hold up bussing competitors
who had parked at the Finish area to the Start but after a One Minute
Silence for the victims of the WTC attack we were off and running at 8.15am
in ideal running conditions. The plan was for each to run at even pace
to halfway depending on our individual overall targets and then to do
it again for the second half. This worked very well and in fact enabled
us to be up with the leaders on several occasions, although in truth they
were on the opposite side of the carriageway several kilometres ahead
at the time, but nevertheless it would have served as a warning to them
that we were in lukewarm, if not exactly hot, pursuit.
Marcus led the team from the start followed closely by Ray with Barry
and Joe running together tucked in somewhat unfortunately just behind
a trio of hockey stick carrying St Trinian's girls. On closer inspection
the sticks looked more attractive than the "girls"! The route
passed three of Manchester's most famous landmarks, Manchester United
Football Club (twice) and Old Trafford Cricket Ground. Signs on view on
the former from Sir Matt Busby Way indicated that people pay £27
or £35 depending on which door they choose to enter, or is that
the price of the doors?
The aforementioned gradient took its toll as tiredness set in through
the final miles but in a storming finish Barry came through to break his
target time of 3.30 in a PB of 3.28.59 (349th place) close behind his
long time partner and fellow lecher Joe in 3.27.32 (331st). Meanwhile
up ahead Marcus laid to rest his personal demons from his first marathon
by storming home in 3.13.18 (209th) with Ray playing the captain's role
to perfection in his 46th marathon to clock 3.17.24 (236th). A total of
1085 finished the race but more significantly the team claimed 3rd place
in the Civil Service Team competition behind British Library and Inland
Revenue, all the more noteworthy given the combined age of the team was
180 years!
Euphoria at crossing the line quickly disappeared when the distribution
of water bottles seemed to be dictated by an "only 1 per finisher
there are lots more runners out there" attitude which almost led
to a change in the lady distributor's status from ministering to actual
angel. Further joy awaited as, with the roads closed for the race, neither
public transport nor taxis were allowed anywhere near the Finish at the
Velodrome and the organisers had not seen fit to lay on shuttle buses
to transport the scraps of humanity which crossed the finish line back
to the City Centre. Imagine our appreciation of the 2 mile "warm
down" walk back to central Manchester even though it was along the
canal bank . Once there we hi-jacked a taxi to deliver us to showers and
sleep at our hotel.
Later, refreshed and as supple as starch we descended gingerly on the
local steak house for large quantities of food, though by a cruel quirk
of fate the much looked forward to Chocolate Fudge Cake had all gone leaving
Chocolate Rumpy Bumpy as the only alternative. In reality it proved somewhat
inappropriately named but was nonetheless mind boggling in its anticipation.
Three abiding memories of the weekend - Barry's absolute delight at breaking
the 3.30 barrier, Ray's reply to the waitress when she asked if he was
having dessert on Saturday night ''No thanks but I'll definitely have
a Spotted Dick to-morrow night after the marathon", and Marcus's
reaction when the taxi driver taking us to the airport on Monday morning
asked "Do you know the way to the airport, and do you mind if I stop
and look at the map?"
But as this article proves, we got home!
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